commit 72eb4be6d1db176f38fb93c172bde61d914a16c1
Author: TriMill <trimill012@gmail.com>
Date:   Wed Apr 5 13:59:22 2023 -0400

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+please don't
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+    DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
+                    Version 2, December 2004
+
+ Copyright (C) 2004 Sam Hocevar <sam@hocevar.net>
+
+ Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
+ copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
+ as the name is changed.
+
+            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
+   TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION
+
+  0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
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+# ramdl: download moar RAM (100% reel no scamz no hackz)
+
+Is your computer constantly low on memory? Need more dedotated wam for your minecraft server? Want to run [modern](https://code.visualstudio.com/), [21st century](https://hyper.is/) [software](https://github.com/aleksey-hoffman/sigma-file-manager)?
+
+With `ramdl`, downloading more RAM has never been so easy. Gone are the days of [slow, inefficient](https://downloadmoreram.com/) RAM downloading methods. Downloading more RAM is as simple as following these three easy steps:
+
+1. Obtain access to a server with plenty of RAM
+2. Run the `ramdl_server` script as root on the server
+3. Run the `ramdl` script as root on your PC
+
+## `ramdl_server`
+
+Usage: `# ramdl_server <mountpoint> <size>`
+
+For example, to create a 1G ramdisk at `/mnt/ramdl`, run `# ramdl_server /mnt/ramdl 1G`. The script will create the directory if it does not already exist.
+
+To unmount the ramdisk, simply `# umount <mountpoint>`.
+
+## `ramdl`
+
+Usage: `# ramdl <user@host:path> <mountpoint>`
+
+For example, if the previous command was run from `example.com`, we could mount it to `/mnt/downloaded-ram` with `# ramdl user@example.com:/mnt/ramdl /mnt/downloaded-ram`.
+
+## Disclaimer
+
+PLEASE DO NOT run `ramdl` on a real machine. as the downloaded ram is very slow, it is quite likely that corruption will occur.
+
+`ramdl_server` *should* be safe to run on a real machine (i have done so to great success), but i take no responsibility for what happens if you do.
+
+![WTFPL Icon](./media/wtfpl.png)
+![Download RAM](./media/now.png)
+![Best viewed with eyes](./media/eyes.gif)
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+#!/bin/sh
+
+# ramdl <user@host:path> <mountpoint>
+
+ramdl_script() {
+	printf "Mounting sshfs at '%s' to '%s'\n" "$1" "$2"
+	sshfs "$1" "$2" || exit 1
+	printf "Making swap\n"
+	mkswap "$2"/ramdl || exit 1
+	printf "Making loopback device\n"
+	losetup -f "$2"/ramdl || exit 1
+	loopdev="$(losetup -j "$2"/ramdl | cut -d":" -f1)"
+	printf "Swapping\n"
+	swapon "$loopdev" || exit 1
+}
+
+if [ "$#" -eq 2 ]; then
+	ramdl_script "$1" "$2" || (printf "Failure\n"; exit 1) && printf "Success\n"
+else
+	printf "Wrong argument count\n"; exit 1
+fi
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+#!/bin/sh
+
+# ramdl_server <mountpoint> <size>
+
+ramdl_script() {
+	printf "Creating ramdisk at %s of size %s\n" "$1" "$2"
+	mkdir -p "$1" || exit 1
+	chown root:root "$1" || exit 1
+	mount -t ramfs -o size="$2" "ramdl_disk" "$1" || exit 1
+	printf "Creating swapfile\n"
+	dd if=/dev/zero of="$1/ramdl" bs="$2" count=1 || exit 1
+	printf "Setting permissions\n"
+	chmod -R 777 "$1" || exit 1
+}
+
+if [ "$#" -eq 2 ]; then
+	ramdl_script "$1" "$2" || (printf "Failure\n"; exit 1) && printf "Success\n"
+else
+	printf "Wrong argument count\n"; exit 1
+fi